Santana doesn’t limit her meanness to Brody, she also targets Kurt’s new British boyfriend by repeatedly bringing up how cozy Kurt and Blaine were at the wedding. It doesn’t help that they’re all snowed in and decide to watch Moulin Rouge. Kurt fantasizes about singing “Come What May” with Blaine because singing that song is more intimate than sex.
The Brit realizes he’s basically Kurt’s rebound, but Kurt denies it and assures him that he desperately wants to get over Blaine. To quote a movie, “Do or do not. There is no try.” The Brit (whose name I refuse to write since he’s obviously gonna be gone soon enough anyway) thinks this is enough and still wants to date Kurt. Dude, if you knew the first thing about Kurt Hummel, you’d know that he will NEVER get over his first love, Blaine, and you’re not even in the game. Cut your losses and go steal some more indie artist’s covers of rap songs."